Hey everyone,
So, Jen has been trying so utterly hard to get rid of her ex… He just doesn’t get the point of breaking up. So Jen and I being bestfriends came up with a plan to get the point across. There was always a running joke in highschool that we might as well be married, but I never thought we would use that to get rid of a stalker ex-boyfriend.
So Jose calls her like 100 times a day, and shows up at like 1am expecting her to drop everything and just do what he wants. Well he came over tonight, and he was like all wanting to talk to her about shit, aka “I love you, and I miss you, and I want to be with you.” SO! I let them talk for a few minutes outside while I talked to Johnny for a minute, but then I had the greatest idea…
I get up and say goodbye to Johnny and then walk outside. I tell Jen I have to go, and then I give her a really big hug. Before I pull away from her I turn to kiss her, she totally followed along and turn enough to kiss right on the lips!!! We completely kept a straight face and pulled it off… told her I loved her then walked away…
She called me after telling me that he broke down in tears and said he would leave her alone and that he understood….
EPIC SUCESS!!!
My ringtone says it all… and for the record I am not gay, but I do what I gotta do to keep my bestfriend sane and safe!!!
